vampireweekendsvibes:

exactly 7 years ago (April 15, 2007)

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

cantpronounce:

asknerdymind:

Mind Palace John is fucking gorgeous.

Are you surprised

That’s how Sherlock sees him

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

snapchatting:

spice things up in bed with some communism

baiolicious:

i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole

alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”